—Studying journalism at Utah State University in Logan, Utah.
—Copy editor at The Herald Journal.
—Married to Sarah, by a terrific stroke of luck.
—In his mid-20s. Doesn't really understand how being an adult works. See Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
—Likes old blues music, indie pop, jazz piano, punk rock, new blues and occasionally hair metal.
—Buzzes his hair because he's too lazy to have a regular haircut and slightly afraid of going bald.
Sarah Kent
—Mother.
—Excellent cook. The secret ingredient is usually curry powder, and it's usually delicious.
—Advocate for natural, preservative-free foods and local farms.
—In her early-mid-20s.
—Likes turtles, ducks, cats and dogs. Crochets small animals.
—The most beautiful woman in the whole world.
