Please make a job, you can use Google Translate

I was checking out my buddy Tavin's summer blog to get ideas for this one. On the side rail, he's got a useful widget:

I thought about adding this feature to our blog (even though we have fewer Russian fans), but I wanted to test Google Translate's effectiveness first. So I copied one of Tavin's posts, ran it through good ole GooTrans to Japanese, then back to English. Here's what I got:

August 12, 2012 (Sunday)

: The last single ward

I was trying to (and plan on doing so for some time) I was in my last post about the madness called the ward singles, talk bad about ward singles OL YSA, I ("YSA Ward single" Hey. refer to the article below) I think that I've done enough. There are great people some very. Of being a douchebag to drive off in the high single-finger salute in the air through the window of the driver's side instead, I'll give you a little shout out so thanks. Hopefully, this does not sound too many sound like a high school yearbook signings or testament.

As weird because he frequently, nasty man has a good heart. He is a loyal friend. Every time we go to hang out, have forgotten his wallet, you know all the girls, we (Heather noticed just how cool he is probably) he introduces me. Become a friend of the poor, such as trade and it was difficult to stop.

Baseball guy, he is only in the church today told me that I did not want to go back to Logan. It is really nice to know that I did actually make a couple new friends, the best part is, he had meant it. Sorry mate, unless you have been provided and my dream job Salt Lake Tribune, and I, there is no way you are transferring from where to stay to grow wormwood veil.

Although this list is in no particular order, if it was very, girl climbing near the top of the guy I would like to miss. Even though you did not miss the opportunity at an early stage in order to expose me like a fool, she and I, we had become good friends with each other and entourage. Of course, when climbing to Logan and people who are not her, it will be a different experience and.

Climbing the guy I was offered both on and off the rock wall, a lot of good times. He was the only worthy to talk Midvale fellow quite true. Orchid drink will not be the same in Logan unfiltered without your thoughts about women and guns. Your man, I'll miss a homo.

Ginger, I was one of the first friends that were in Midvale. After I got here, even if you are drifting away About a month a little, she is the first month, we girls of fun make-up would have been sucked into without playing "- raise - Sunday School and ginger friend playing her cool basketball All-in-time-in-the hands of her. "

It although I seem to like almost as if it's a shame that I did not hang out with BYU Idaho girl, when the girl he is what I come back on a regular basis, I still lake I am one cool and assured the people of Salt to call.

Biggutoka is a whim, I was a blast to climb with her. 2-1 definitely (compliment, I assure you) 2 on a scale of women, and the cold overall.

To the great people of apology, I know you have offended even know amazing how much I, and there are others who are left off this list reason or another dumb one definitely there Please do not.

17:47 by Tavin that it has not been posted by

I looks like GooTrans has a hard time switching the sentence structure from English (subject-verb-object) to Japanese (subject-object-verb) and back, so a lot of these sentences are backward but pretty close. Other sentences are nonsense. A few take on new meaning. Here are my favorites:

"Nasty man has a good heart."
"Your man, I'll miss a homo."
"Of being a douchebag to drive off in the high single-finger salute in the air through the window of the driver's side instead, I'll give you a little shout out so thanks."
"Climbing the guy I was offered both on and off the rock wall, a lot of good times."